Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Is it true that most people in Québec are bilingual in French and English? If so, why do they often identify as monolingual?

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Islam is definitely a very anti-LGBTQ religion, so why don't liberals ever stage pro-LGBTQ demonstrations at mosques or at the consulates/embassies of Muslim countries?

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

How were cows used in ancient India?

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

What are some great short jokes?

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

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Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

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Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

What do you think about the NFA full auto band? Weapons built before 1986 can be transferred and registered? But we can't have an 87? But older weapons tend to be far more powerful. I think we should drop it. Input?

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Senate

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Which is almost 300 miles farther

They are listed above.

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

than the blue routes.

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

House members

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida